Animal Quotes

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Animal Quotes

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Featured Image By hto2008

Mercy to animals means mercy to mankind.

-Henry Bergh

 


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 By patriziasoliani

“The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.”

-Chuck Jones

 

 

A day at the zoo, part I
By Giorgos~ (moving to Google+)

“A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song”

-Chinese Proverb

 

 

A biker's best friend
By Alesa Dam

“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.”

-Samuel Butler

 

 

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By cykocurt

“I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior”  

-Hippolyte Taine

 

 

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By cykocurt

If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.”

–  Author Unknown

 

 

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By cykocurt

“I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do.”

-Salma Hayek

 

 

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By Justus Koshiol

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you   later.”

-Mary Bly

 

 

Funny Lemur
By The Next Web

“If vegetarians love animals so much why do they keep eating all their food?”

-Unknown Author

 

 

Bear in a funny position
By Tambako the Jaguar

“All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.”

-Samuel Butler

 

 

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By TRF_Mr_Hyde

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”

– Sue Murphy

 

 

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By TRF_Mr_Hyde

“If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr.”

-Martin Delany

 

 

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By TRF_Mr_Hyde

“For me, one of the pleasures of cats’ company is their devotion to bodily comfort.”

-Compton MacKenzie Sr

 

 

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By TRF_Mr_Hyde

“Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.”

-Alex Hale

 

 

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By TRF_Mr_Hyde

“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer”

Paula Poundstone

 

 

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By TRF_Mr_Hyde

“Animals don’t hate, and we’re supposed to be better than them.”

― Elvis Presley

 

 

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By TRF_Mr_Hyde

“The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can’t afford to keep a yes-man.”

-Robertson Davies

 

 

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By Kate’s Photo Diary

“I don’t like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they’re watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.”

-Jack Handy

 

 

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By Uli H.

“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”

-Percy Bysshe Shelley

 

 

Dog Reads Newspaper?
By seng1011

“I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, ‘If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking,’ and he’d look at me like he was saying, ‘If you were a little smarter, I wouldn’t have to.'”

– Fred Jung claus

 

 

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By fPat

“Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”

-Malcolm de Chazal

 

 

Crazy dog
By RoXy_Girl

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”

-Roger Caras

 

 

crazy dog
By Olga Ponomareva

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.”

― Marilyn Monroe

 

 

Crazy Dog
By m.maddo

“Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.”

-John Grogan

 

 

crazy dog
By Agnes Gail

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

-Andrew A. Rooney

 

 

Crazy Dog + Double-Rainbow.
By Alsouv

“Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.”

-George Eliot

 

 

Bay To breakers 2012!
By gregoirevdb

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”

-Gilda Radner

 

 

Crazy Running Harley
By SportShotChris=

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

― Josh Billings

 

 

Crazy Rexy!
By SARiNA[:

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

-Alphonse Toussenel

 

 

Mal didn't find the joke quite as funny as Griff did, 20 Mar 12
By Castaway in Scotland

“We’re all of us guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress.”

-Tennessee Williams

 

 

Wazzup?
By ˙Cаvin 〄

“When the tea is brought at five o’clock And all the neat curtains are drawn with care, The little black cat with bright green eyes Is suddenly purring there”

-Harold Monro

 

 

Young at heart
By pinkypigs

“Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you’ve already made up your mind to be owned by it.”

-Robert A. Heinlein

 

 

Cool Dog iPhone wallpaper
By xploitme

“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window”

-Steve Bluestone

 

 

 


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